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Reblogged from sorelatable

sorelatable:

It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom

(via vocarude)

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y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

(via tooretrotobehetero)

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peaceloveunity20:

danny-deneato:

I haven’t listened to this yet but i don’t know what to expect

(via becoming-dust)

Reblogged from yongmuney
yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

yongmuney:

DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

Reblogged from hanukkahlewinsky

hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

image

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

(via fandom-clusterfuck)

Reblogged from johnentwlstle
Reblogged from vinesnow

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

(Source: vinesnow, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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hyyerrus:

this just gave me life

hyyerrus:

this just gave me life

(via t-i-single-gah-ner)

Reblogged from yepperoni

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

(Source: Washington Post, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

Reblogged from konishiroku
railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

Reblogged from slimegovi

officialswagmom:

hes reading the biology book upside down 

(Source: slimegovi, via whycellothurr)

Reblogged from omgbuglen
godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

(via vampioregirl)

Reblogged from captainstormwind

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

(via oh-darling-its-fantasy)

Reblogged from amajor7

(Source: amajor7, via whycellothurr)