the bathroom curator

who dat who dat? A-N-N-E aka follow worst-dolphin >:)

(via svveden)

yasgawd:

breh

yasgawd:

breh

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(via svveden)

werewhisky:

*sees a large open area in a video game* *kneels, touches ground* there wlil be Enemies here

(via prince-of-rapture)

pillfox:

It’s ol grandpappy fursuit

(via worst-dolphin)

thomasandrewbitch:

kid: can you sing me a lullaby?

me: PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA

(via worst-dolphin)

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

jacobtheloofah:

diamonds-droogs-sexy-swedishfish:

???? Why is this still getting notes

why wouldnt it

(via frightened-asshole)

ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

(via theasianracoon)

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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